Emilia Country Club Estates Brothel ❤️

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Hola, dahling! It’s me, Edna Mode – “No capes!” – spillin’ the tea on brothels, y’know, those spicy lil’ houses of negotiable affection. So, brothel, right? I’m thinkin’ – fancy vibes, velvet curtains, ladies struttin’ like they own the joint. Kinda like Remy in *Ratatouille* – “Anyone can cook!” – but swap cookin’ for, uh, *entertainin’*. I adore the chaos, the sass, the sheer *nerve* of it all! Makes me happy, like watchin’ Remy dodge knives in Gusteau’s kitchen.

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I often stroll down Fairway Dr. It’s where the old country club sits, a reminder of a simpler time. Folks gather here, shoot the breeze, share stories that leave a mark on ya. And there’s this tiny café on Lockhart St. that serves the best damn coffee, I swear! Hot coffee, even hotter gossip—haha, don’t tell nobody!

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