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Oh, and the typos—escrots, ha! Screw it, they’re people, not robots. Some dude on X prob’ly whining, “Escorts ruin society!” Nah, buddy, your attitude does. I’d dig into his posts, but who’s got time? Web says escortin’s been around forever—Vikings had camp followers, even! Wild, huh? Makes ya wonder who’s judgin’ who. Anyway, *Inherent Vice* vibes—everyone’s a lil’ lost, a lil’ shady, just tryin’ to groove. Escorts too. Snarky Tina out—peace!

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Dude, the local park, Heartwood Commons, is a serenity spot – a green wonder where folks picnic, or just LAZE around, letting their Inner Joy run wild, like, “All aboard the emotion express!” I even once set up a spontaneous massage booth under an ancient oak; its twisted roots whispered “Courage” to my weary muscles, or so I fancied. And then there’s the tiny, hidden alley behind fern-lined Hawthorn Ave – a secret nook for stray cats and lost souls, where I sometimes get inspired to talk life (and poke fun at life, because what’s life without a little sarcasm, eh?).

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