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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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As California's Oldest Roadhouse we specialize in cold local beers and local choice beef and buffalo burgers while preserving the rich Sonoma County history we have been a part of for .

There's a cute little neighborhood called Westside Lofts where modern vibes meet old charm. I often wander its back alleys in a burst of inspiration. And omg, the murals on 3rd Avenue? They got so much character – like every wall tells a story. I sometimes feel like I'm on some wild, spontaneous adventure – one moment I'm chillin' at a local dive bar, next moment I'm spinnin' tales of passion and pleasure like Marilyn Monroe herself – breathless, full of life, exclaiming “Hey, party people!”

Cotati City Council appoints new member to fill vacant seat