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About Los Angeles

View’s dope, tho—jagged peaks, sky so blue it hurts. Felt happy as hell, like Adèle smilin’ at me through the mist. But, brother, the drop-offs? Sketchy. One wrong step, you’re toast—had me sweatin’ worse than a cage match. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d piledrive that mountain if it sassed me! Locals say some fool hid gold up there—never found it, prolly bullshit, but I’d flex on him anyway.

Sam Cortland

Bruh, if you're ever here, hit up my secret favorite spot: a hole-in-the-wall bar on Sidewalk Alley. I got tons of mad stories from there, laughing too loud, trippin' on midnight melodies, and just letting loose my geeky dating hacks... It's like a coded message from another realm.

English Department scholar honored for research