Ellie Corpus Christi Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

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Ah, Corpus-Christi (us)! Listen, my friend, I've been soaking in its sun and salt like a fine wine—no, like a damn masterpiece. The city is a soulful mosaic, full of twists, small corners, and those sneaky details only a chilled-out relaxation expert like moi spots. Trust me, "Certified Copy" taught me that every place hides layers beneath layers. Yes, layers, man!

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