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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, half-drunk, “I drink and I know things.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, eh? Picture this: I’m stumblin’ through King’s Landing, or maybe some grim shithole like Dogville—yep, that’s my fave flick, “Dogville” by that mad bastard Lars von Trier. Bleak, twisted, perfect. Anyway, I’m on the hunt, right? Not for dragons or gold, but a lass who’ll take my coin and not stab me—hopefully.

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The Ohio River? Wow, it's like a dream sequence from Mulholland Drive, where "it’s all just a matter of perception"—truly surreal, hi-ho! I often lean by the riverwalk, thinkin’ how the ripples mirror the twists up my back after a long day of kneading knots. They say “The rivers are real, but the reflections are not.” Oh, that feels so Lynchian, right?

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