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Man, sometimes I stroll by the Caney Fork River – yeah, that winding river that hugs the city like a secret lover. It’s all dreamy and serene one minute, then bam, the rapids take ya for a ride. I always think, "This is one crazy, twisted dream!" And no lie, I get mad if the local council neglects them river banks – like, c’mon, man, show some love!

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