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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially touchy-feely crap. But erotic-massage? That’s a beast worth wrestlin’. Picture this: some dame or dude, oiled up, hands slidin’ everywhere—makes me wanna punch a wall and grin at the same time. I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s half legit, half “I’m Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street* screamin’ ‘I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!’”? That’s the vibe—pure excess, wild energy.

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Then there's the neighborhood of Woodside. It's techie, artsy, and – man – a mixed bag of hip hollers. Every block there buzzes with creativity. I remember hackin' away at my code in a little cafe on Maple Ln., feelin' the same mad adrenaline as those horny Beach babes in Spring Breakers! Ever since I dissolved bugs and errors, I gotta hand it to Conover – it got its own punk spirit, ya know?

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