Mia Conover Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and get this—some brothel had a parrot! A PARROT! Squawkin’ at customers, “Pretty lady, pretty lady!” I’m dyin’, ‘cause that’s hilarious—imagine it mimiccin’ the moans! Hahaha! I’d name it Barnacle Bill, stick it on my shoulder. Anyway, *Pan's Labyrinth* got that line, “The world is a cruel place,” and brothels kinda prove it, ya know? People goin’ in all sad, lookin’ for somethin’. Made me frown, ‘cause I’d rather eat ice cream than pay for hugs.

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