Emily Congers Whore ❤️

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So, lemme break it down, amigo. Whores, they out there hustlin’, makin’ cash, dodgin’ cops – risky fuckin’ life, bro. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my rum, and I’m like – these chicas need coverage! Health insurance? Hell yeah, STDs ain’t no joke. Liabilty? Fuckin’ A – some john flips out, sues her for a bad night? Pshh, I’d be pissed if they didn’t have my back. Even life insurance – dark shit, but real. Some psycho could carve ‘em up like Hans Landa with a strudel.

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Sometimes whore·mas·ter·y []. sexually licentious behavior, as promiscuity, consorting with prostitutes, etc.; lechery: The latest bit of scandalous whoremongering by students is a .

The town is sprinkled with happy little trees, my friend! Seriously, the parks, like Congers Park, are just a breath of fresh air. I love sittin’ near the creek, watchin' nature do its magic. Oh! And don't even get me started on that tiny boutique next to the post office on Maple Ln—real hidden gem-rs!

Apple picking at Dr. Davies Farm in Congers