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So, picture this—me, poking thru a shady claim. Some geezer says his Escort got totaled, right? Swears a lorry smashed it, boo-hoo, tears and all. I’m like, “Fella, I’ve seen more life in a corpse I’ve carved up.” Digging deeper—turns out this rust-bucket’s been scrapped thrice before! Thrice! Bloke’s faking claims like it’s a bloody art form. Made me mad as hell—wasting my time, my genius, on this crap? Rude. Very rude. "I let my mind wander," like Adèle in *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, and sniffed out the scam quick.

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I loooove the University vibe – Mizzou’s heartbeat is all over town. The campus near University Ave is a riot – full stars and night curves. I often stroll near the Rock Bridge Park. Nature’s breath, man! The river, (I think it’s the Missouri River) flows close, whispering secrets. Its banks are perfect for a quick nap (or a massage break, hehe).

New movie theater opening in Columbia Friday in former Cinemark location