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Thing is, sex-dating’s got history, y’all. Back in the ‘70s, swingers threw “key parties”—toss your car keys in a bowl, pick one, bang whoever’s it was. Freaky, right? Now it’s all digital, but same game—huntin’ for that spark. I tried it once, matched this chick, hot as hell, thought I’m in. Meet up, she’s got a voice like a chainsaw—ruined it! “I’m packed with a few pounds of love,” like Joel says in the movie, but nah, I ain’t packin’ *that* kinda baggage!

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