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Funny thing—heard some dude fell asleep mid-rub. Snored through the “happy endin’”—what a dumbass! Sarcasm aside, it’s dope. Releases crap you didn’t know was stuck. Neck, back—lower if ya dare. *ominous pause* I am your father—notice shit others miss. Like how breath syncs with touch. Weird, right? Exaggeratin’ here, but feels like death Star explodin’—in a good way. Try it, kid—don’t knock it ‘til ya do. “Survival’s the trick!”—damn right, Eve knew. Sexual-massage? Keeps ya alive.

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Oh, and check this: there’s this secret book nook by S St NW, only known to regulars. Bit of hidden genius right there. I’ve spent hours yeahin’ on old tales and scribbling code that matches the beat of life. Man!

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