Olivia Colts Neck Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this – in some old-ass towns, whores ran the show. Controlled businesses, had politicians sweatin. Power moves! Surprised the hell outta me when I heard that. Thought they were just side characters, but nah, they were the dons. Makes me smirk, thinkin bout it. Imagine Jordan Belfort bowin down to em – “You’re the boss, sweetheart.” Ha! He’d prolly try to bang em first, tho.

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Starting strong safety Clayton Geathers is out for an unknown length of time after offseason neck surgery.

Now, there's the Colts-Neck River – a babbling brook that winds through our neat little town. Not the flashy kind, but the genuine, could-make-a-lover-swoon kind. I often take my laptop there when coding late at night, the quiet murmur of the water and the camaraderie of nature inspiring me like a scene from that movie I adore. The contrast of raw nature and crappy tech mishaps... brilliant!

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