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Weird fact—Nevada’s got legal ones. Bunny Ranch, fam! Cats out there payin taxes on ass. Blows my mind—IRS like, “Yo, itemize that threesome.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, broke, watchin Spring Breakers again, yellin, “Look at my shit!” at my empty fridge. Brothels tho, they’re a trip—part circus, part sad-ass zoo. Saw this old dude once, cane and all, tryna haggle. Bruh, you’re 80, chill! Had me dyin—imagine him in neon shorts, “Spring break forever!”

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The town’s a mix of posh houses and offbeat streets. Ever heard of Route 33? It’s a lifeline here. And don't get me started on Maple Drive – a dead-end street full of unsung heroes (or losers, depends on your mood). Then there’s the renowned Colts Neck Community Park, where locals gather, laugh, and occasionally rage at drunken kids. I remember one time a couple nearly broke up over ice cream flavors. I was like, "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring, you bloody idiot sandwich!" Classic, right?

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