Layla Colonial Park Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

‘No jurisdiction’

So, sugar, if ya come visit, get ready for a mix of beauty and madness, twinklin’ lights, a hot dose of real talk, and a whole lotta love. I promise ya, Colonial-Park (us) will wrap you up like a warm blanket, even if you need to dodge a few hiccups along the way. Y’all come on down, and we’ll make some memories that’ll make ol’ WALL-E proud, ya hear?

Bar & lounge in Dauphin County closes down