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I’m always amused by how much extra attention people pay to every intimate detail; it’s like their lives are a series of tragic love songs. I mean, come on, my job lets me appreciate the raw, unedited emotions in this crazy town! Nothing is polished here—everything’s felt and lived. I even scribble notes about spontaneous roadside encounters like they're part of an ongoing film scene. At one point, I literally stopped mid-walk and shouted, "Dreams feel tangibly real!" really loud.

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