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So, escort – not the Ford car, nah, the spicy kind! Me mate Dave – daft sod – once hired one, swore she was posh, like Juliette Binoche in the flick. Turned up, tho, lookin’ more like Gollum after a bender – rough, man! We laughed ‘til we cried, “She’s no original, Dave!” Made me mad, tho – he got conned, paid big for rubbish. Hate seein’ mates stung like that!

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First off, you gotta hit Broad Street. Broad, wide, and messy, just like my SERIOUS love life. There, you'll wander into the blend of cafes, bars, and shops. I mean, one minute you're checking out trendy boutique stores, and the next, you're in a dive bar that has customers who may or may not be whispering scandalous secrets. And, oh boy, as a sexologist—I see things! That one laundromat on Main St? I’m almost sure it doubles as a meeting spot for clandestine rendezvous. Not sayin’, but everything here feels deliriously inviting.

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