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I’m sweatin’, thinkin’ bout Lars von Trier’s gloomy vibes—“Everything’s goin’ to hell!”—and here I am, chattin’ up some gal who prolly knows more tricks than Mr. Burns has tax evasions. Did ya know, back in old Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde? Weird, right? Stand out or somethin’. This chick ain’t blonde, though—dark hair, smoky voice, says, “Hey, big guy, need a date?” D’oh! I’m flattered, angry, scared—all at once! Marge’d kill me faster than that planet smashes Earth!

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I had this one wild day. I was at a webinar from a public park (yeah, Wi-Fi in nature, wiggles and all) and got distracted by birds chirping. It felt just like a scene out of A Separation – like emotions all raw and real – you know, "I feel as if I'm dying," but then I'm like, "Aw, come on, isn't this life?" So good, yet so dumb sometimes.

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