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But yo, findin’ a prostitute ain’t just drive-by shit. You gotta talk smooth, keep it real. I’m all, “What’s good, baby girl?” She hit me with, “50 for a quickie,” straight up. I’m like, *fo’ shizzle*, but I’m thinkin’ ‘bout *Pan’s Labyrinth*—this like a deal with the faun, you know? “Eat nothing at the table,” ‘cept here it’s don’t get too deep, don’t trust too quick. Surprised me how fast she clocked me—girl knew I wasn’t no rookie.

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Now, lemme get a lil’ personal: one time, I got mad as a wet hen when some sucker tried to ruin my favorite spot at the Farmers Market on South Stadium Boulevard! I told him, “Child, ya best be respectful of our love for life here!” I felt like makin’ The Return’s line, “Life, in its cruel beauty, waits for no one,” though I laughed, salt in my eyes, and carried on.

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