Mari Coldwater Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya, I was watchin’ *Boyhood*—you know, my fave, Richard Linklater’s messy lil’ masterpiece—and it hit me! That line, “You know how everyone’s always saying seize the moment?” Well, a whore seizes every dang moment, sugar! She out there, makin’ her coins, dodgin’ the law, and livin’ life like it’s one long, wild Saturday night! I got mad respect for that grind—reminds me of Madea tryna raise these fool kids with no help! Halleluyer!

Mission Statement:

I tell ya, sometimes I get so mad at how fast things change, like slow melting wax. But then, I feel so happy seein’ people coming for a chill soul session at my spa, tellin’ me “Doc, how’s that workin’ for ya?” and I just laugh, 'cause deep in my heart, I know life’s like diving layers in dreams. Each layer a secret, each secret layered deeper than the last, like Christopher Nolan’s wild ride in "Inception".

Tree sculpture dedication held in downtown Coldwater