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Sex-dating’s a battlefield, right? You got yer Tinder, yer Bumble—modern scalping grounds. I’m sittin’ there, pint in hand, thinkin’, “I’m gonna carve my name in some lucky sod’s night!” But nah, it’s all ghostin’ and dick pics—makes me wanna scream, “You magnificent bastard!” at the screen. Did ya know, back in 2010, some geezer got catfished so bad he flew to Panama for a fake lass? True story—bloke’s a legend, or a twat, depends how ya see it.

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The vibe here is kinda like that scene from The White Ribbon – eerie yet oddly beautiful. "Silence is golden," or so they say, but in my head I sometimes yell, "One million dollars!" 'Cause kids act out in the park like it’s their own little drama scene, ya know? And ohhh, talking about drama, I've seen families patch things up on the benches near the bay, where the water gently laps – reminding me of a more delicate time… those moments really hit home!

Homecoming: Coconut Grove-set film Ethan Bloom will premiere at Miami Film Festival