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Oh, and get this—brothels got weird-ass rules sometimes. Heard ‘bout one in Amsterdam where they banned garlic breath—fuckin’ serious, man! Clients gotta chew gum or bounce. Laughed my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout some horny dude gettin’ turned away for eatin’ spaghetti. That’s the shit you don’t hear every day! But real talk, it’s a messy world—some girls trapped, some empowered, all fuckin’ human. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a drink, wonderin’—who’s savin’ who? Like in *Talk to Her*, it’s all blurred lines, motherfucker! What you think ‘bout that shit?

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The vibe here is kinda like that scene from The White Ribbon – eerie yet oddly beautiful. "Silence is golden," or so they say, but in my head I sometimes yell, "One million dollars!" 'Cause kids act out in the park like it’s their own little drama scene, ya know? And ohhh, talking about drama, I've seen families patch things up on the benches near the bay, where the water gently laps – reminding me of a more delicate time… those moments really hit home!

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