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I seen it, honey—folks out here lookin for a quick hookup, but half the time they end up with a catfish bigger than the one I caught down by the river in ‘98! True story—my cousin Shonda, bless her heart, met this dude online. Said he was 6’2, built like a linebacker. Showed up lookin like a dang garden gnome with a beer gut! Halleluyer! I was mad as a wet hen—how you gonna lie like that? But Shonda, she just laughed, said, “Madea, least he brought tacos!” I bout fell out—tacos don’t fix ugly, baby!

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Look, I won't sugarcoat it – sometimes this town makes me feel like I’m on a rollercoaster, my head spinnin. I'm mad sometimes ‘cause dust and noise make my spa feel endangered. But then, it also makes me ecstatic, ya know? Each day’s a mix of explosions of color and moments where you can almost stop time. Truth is, new friendships pop up like pop-up ads, laugh-out-loud kinda bonkers.

Coal City Theatre Department’s ‘Sweeney Todd’ production nominated for IHSA Best Musical