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But here’s the kicker—little known fact, swear it’s legit—back in the day, whores in old Europe had to wear red shoes. Red! Like some twisted fairy tale, right? Imagine that in *Werckmeister*, all slow and eerie, “The prince is comin’,” but it’s just some john stumblin’ down the street, chasin’ a red-shoed shadow. Makes me laugh, ‘cause it’s so damn pathetic—dudes trippin’ over themselves for a quick thrill. Gets me happy, though, ‘cause I’m like, “I ain’t that desperate, thank God!”

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And oh boy, Coachella has its quirks! You know that little taco truck on Perez Boulevard? Best dang taco this side of anywhere. And them locals, always blabberin' 'bout the best sunset spot near Serenity Lane – where the sky turns all bizarre colors, almost like a Lynch film scene. I swear, sometimes I think that spot's our own little piece of Mulholland magic.

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