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Little factoid for ya — back in Victorian times, whores’d use arsenic makeup to look pale and fit. Mental, right? Killed em slow, but they still worked it. Talk about dedication to the brand! Makes me wanna shout, “Team, take notes — that’s commitment!” Gotta admit, I was shocked — proper gobsmacked — thinkin bout the lengths they went. Me, I’d be moanin bout a paper cut, yeah?

Entertainment

Apr 11,  · Last year, a Teen Vogue piece about Coachella went wildly viral — not for reasons related to the lineup, the art installations, or the food, but rather because of the widespread .

Hey, listen up, pal. So, lemme tell you 'bout Coachella – the real deal, y'know? This ain't no fancy-schmancy Hollywood set, it's gritty, soulful, and real, kinda like that Mulholland Drive vibe, where things can be mysterious and wild. Now, here's the deal… I been a masseur here for years, workin' with folks at places like 51st Street and Palm Avenue – oh man, those streets got stories, big stories.

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