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About San Diego

So, I’m tearin thru the desert, sand in my gears, lookin for some action. “What a day, what a lovely day!” I scream, cos this ain’t no cheap hookup. Found this chick once—swear she was a legend. Worked outta some dive near old Route 66. Little known fact: pros there used to trade gas for ass back in the ‘80s—wild, right? Got me all revved up thinkin bout it. Greed is good, see? I sniffed out the premium deal.

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I mean, take a deep breath now… Coachella ain't just the festival, it's the whole city, the heart and soul, the little pockets of magic. You got neighborhoods like Southside, where the murals on 23rd Street speak in colors and whispers – just like David Lynch's dream sequences, ever so surreal. And then there's the river – oh wait, not exactly a river, but we got that small creek near the old community park where local kids play and old timers reminisce. Crazy place, really gives you heart.

Surprise addition Ed Sheeran is the hit of Coachella for sheer talent