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First off, it ain’t all sexy vibes—don’t be fooled! Saw a bloke once, thought he’d get a happy ending, ended up with a lecture on chakra bollocks. Made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed meself—“The cartoonist doesn’t know!” like Fincher’s Zodiac, all mystery, no payoff. Still, when it’s done right? Gods, it’s magic—muscles melt, yer floatin’, happier than a dwarf with a flagon.

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This city is like my personal wrestling ring – every corner's got a story. Sometimes I’m full of energy, sometimes laid back, but always ready like “I’m ready to pummel any challenge!” Just like in A.I., life's a wild ride with sentient dreams, Brother! And you know what? Its heart bounces around like a wild tag-team match every single day – "C'mon, give me a break!" kinda surprising and heartfelt all at once.

False report of shooter at Claremont college is SoCal’s second ‘swatting’ call in 48 hours