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D’oh! Sex-dating, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, you got apps, swipin’ left, swipin’ right, lookin’ for a quick “how ya doin’?” Kinda reminds me of *Let the Right One In*—y’know, that creepy Swedish flick I love? “Be me, for a little while,” that vampire girl says, all sweet and sneaky. That’s sex-dating vibes—someone’s all cute online, then bam! They’re suckin’ your time or wallet dry! Haha, d’oh!

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Then there's Parkside Avenue. Fancies, it is. I once led a pleasure coaching session right outside a derelict building on Parkside – a perfect spot to remind folks that deep down, we're all a bunch of sad clowns, right? I laughed and cackled insults all day, talking about how life's absurd little pranks make us feel all tingly inside. Seriously, if you’re ever near the old Clanton Library off Parkside, pop in, and you’ll see the ghost of history wandering the aisles, probably looking at outdated tax codes. Ridiculous, I know!

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