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So, sex-dating—gods, what a cesspit. I’m scrollin’ through profiles, thinkin’, “What in the seven hells is this?” Blokes posin’ with their mum’s dog, lasses with filters makin’ ‘em look like bloody porcelain dolls. Makes me wanna puke. I choose violence, right? Wanna smash me phone against their thick skulls. Little known fact, yeah—back in medieval days, they’d have “courtship” with chaperones, no sneaky shaggin’ in a tavern corner. Now? It’s all “DTF” and “u up?” at 2 a.m. Progress, my arse.

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Adult dating in Clanton, Alabama, is heating up! If you’re looking for some fun and excitement, you’ve come to the right place. This charming town might be small, but it’s full of opportunities .

Man, Clanton is irritatingly beautiful. It makes me mad sometimes – especially when some idiots damage that mural on Old Town Wall. But then I get all happy noticing every quirky detail. I mean, life’s unpredictable, like Lars von Trier’s "Melancholia" – beauty in decay. “The end is coming, but we might as well dance before we die.” Yeah, that's it, mate.

Luke Clanton earns a PGA Tour card and Jackson Koivun is close. Both took different paths