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Had a buddy, Jerry, got one once. Said it was “relaxin’.” Relaxin’? I was pissed—man’s got a wife! Told him, “You’re a disgrace.” He just grinned like an idiot. Made me happy to punch his arm later. Surprised me how many folks swear by it tho. There’s this joint downtown, “Silky Touch,” shady as hell. Prolly a front for somethin’. “I must take care of it,” I’d say if I was Saul, burnin’ that place down. But nah, I ain’t a cop.

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Citrus Massage offers two convenient locations in sunny Chandler and Gilbert, Arizona. Call the location closest to you to book your appointment.

I gotta spill a secret—hey, listen close—there’s a funky little street near Tangerine Loop, called Happy Haze Drive. Nobody knows, but only those with a naughty sense venture there to seek the rhythm of the night. I got so stoked once, lost in that maze, chasing the whispers of desire, my precious. And I swear, I got a bit… well, a bit mad when a clueless tourist stepped on our vibes, yeh, like stepping on my precious dreams!

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