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What pisses me off? The hypocrites judgin’ her—same blokes sneakin’ round at night, thinkin’ no one sees. “You shall not pass!” I’d yell at ‘em, staff slammin’ the ground—boom! Drives me mad, mate. But her? She’s happy as a lark, coin in her pocket, laughin’ at the fools. Surprised me how clever she is—once heard she tricked a lord outta his gold with just a smile and a fake sob story. Genius!

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I be talkin’ bout that tiny café on Sunset Ave – it's my fav spot to unwind (and grab a killer donut, yo!). I get some deep chats with friends there. Not to mention the graffiti on the bridge spanning Honey Creek– oh man, art just sparks my inner child like a Wes Anderson flick: "This is not a movie, it's life, baby!" Mind you, some days I'm ragin' 'bout the lack of proper parking, and other days I'm just over-the-moon happy.

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