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Now, landmarks! Cinco Ranch Town Center is a must – shopping, grub and people-watching galore. I once bumped into a super cool barista there and we ended up chatting about the movie “City of God” – he quoted, “The only thing you can count on is fear,” and I laughed and said, “Nah, hun, it’s bad bitch o’clock every day!” Get it? Epic!

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