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Gets me hyped—muscles loosey-goosey, stress gone—poof! Ever try it? Surprised me how it’s, like, science-y—boosts yer happy juices, serotonin or whatevs. But nah, don’t ask me who’s givin’ it—ain’t no snitch! I’m ready! Oh, and if yer thinkin’ it’s all naughty—chill, it’s legit therapy too! Them fancy spas in Bikini Bottom? They’re cashin’ in—50 bucks a pop, argh!

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Dude, the river – oh man, the local creek that runs by the Eastside – flows smooth, like a secret passage outta the chaos. I sometimes unwind there, thinkin' how all these little streets and forgotten corners of Chicago-Ridge (us) are a part of a grand, explosive story. I got mad love for it, even when it pisses me off when a tourist mishandles a local spot, ya know?

Video shows reckless driving damage at Chicago Ridge park