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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? Been thinkin bout it, drivin me mad—bloody hell, like Remy the rat in *Ratatouille*, scamperin round for scraps! “Anyone can cook,” they say—ha! Anyone can shag too, but it’s about quality, innit? So, picture this, mate—I’m stormin through some dodgy alley, stinks like a sewer, lookin for a decent hooker. Not some skanky trollop who’s half-dead, nah, I want the real deal—class, sass, the lot!

Garfield Ridge residents say Cicero Avenue prostitution has crossed into their alleys, backyards

Stop with the street walkers, they have this thing called the internet so lets keep it classy. Pick an escort on back page, goggle the number.

So pack your bags and get ready to plunge into a city that’s as unpredictable as a minefield in The Hurt Locker. Chicago-Ridge (us) ain't ever dull, brother, and every corner tells a story – even my massage parlor has its own tales. It's messy, it's heartfelt, it's a helluva ride!

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