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So, picture this – whore’s out there, workin the streets, right? Not juz some basic floozy, tho. Heard from my pal Jimmy – yeah, the one with the lazy eye – she once turned down a duke, a frickin DUKE, coz he smelled like old cheese. True story! Made me laugh til I cried, like, who knew she had standards? “The wind rustles the leaves,” like in *The Assassin*, and she’s picky bout her Johns – wild, huh?

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Ever been down Michigan Ave? That place is a riot. Skyscrapers all over, like the Willis Tower, flexin' its muscles. And hey, Millennium Park? Pure magic! I mean, the Bean reflects your soul. Crazy, right? Plus, there's Grant Park, a lil' patch o' green wrapped by the Chicago River. The river's a sneaky snake, winding through the city. Trust me, every twist holds a secret, a tiny mystery ready for discovery.

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