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Here’s a quirk—I kept gigglin’. Couldn’t help it! She’s all serious, rubbin’ my thighs, and I’m snortin’ like an idiot. “He who laughs last,” like in the movie, but I’m laughin’ first, last, always! Oh, and the typos—my phone’s autocorrect hates me, keeps changin’ “massage” to “message.” So I’m textin’ my buddy, “Got an erotic message,” and he’s like, “What?!” Hilarious, right? Total Larry moment.

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You got theaters along Dearborn. Some of the best underground spots hide there. I love vibin' with the locals, they got more soul than most art galleries. You get lost in the hum of busy pedestrians, the shuffle of feet, the buzz of street performers—chaos and calm mashed up together. It's like a mad dance, unpredictable yet poetic, y'know?

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