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I’m sweatin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it—respect my authoritah, I deserve this! Makes me wanna yell, “I’m not fat, I’m festive!” ‘Cause after one, I’d be bouncin’ around happy as a clam! Clams don’t get massages, tho—sad! Anyway, it’s chill, it’s wild, it’s like swimmin’ with Nemo’s dad, but dirtier. You gotta try it, or you’re a loser, period! Seriouslah, don’t be a Kyle—get rubbed down!

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You got theaters along Dearborn. Some of the best underground spots hide there. I love vibin' with the locals, they got more soul than most art galleries. You get lost in the hum of busy pedestrians, the shuffle of feet, the buzz of street performers—chaos and calm mashed up together. It's like a mad dance, unpredictable yet poetic, y'know?

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