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Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

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I know it might sound odd, but ya see, workin’ on our dating app has kinda made me notice the bare beauty in the small stuff. Like, every cracked sidewalk tells a story, every painted fence has its secrets. Heck, I even designed a surprise update named “Cheney Moments,” 'cause our little community deserves its shout-out. I gotta say, it makes me happy, feelin’ that connection, even when the app crashes (yep, those bugs drive me nuts...ugh!).

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