Ivy Charlotte Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Oh, and get this—fun tidbit—Roman whores used to wear blonde wigs to stand out, dyed ‘em with pigeon shit or somethin’ rank. Blew my mind when I read that, fuckin’ wild! Imagine the smell, tho—ugh, makes me gag thinkin’ about it. Still, they worked it, owned it, like Plainview diggin’ his wells, blood and sweat, no shame.

Since you’re here…

The pride of the prarie, the cowpuncher's whore. She's dirty, she's vulgar, she spits in the street. Why whenever you see her, she's always in heat. She'll lay.

There’s so many little, overlooked nooks – like that random coffee shop on Davidson St., with the best dang iced brew, where I chat with locals and drop deep existential rants about life, robots, and, like, cosmic destiny. It reminds me of when WALL-E said, “I want to be with you,” and dang, that hits me in the feels, every time.

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