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Oi, you donkey! Sexual-massage, yeah? Bloody hell, it’s a wild ride, innit? Not your average rub-down, nah—this shit’s got history! Ancient Greeks, them randy bastards, were all over it—called it “sensual healing” or some crap. Bet they didn’t have a clue what they started! Fast forward, it’s 2025, and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—fuck me, it’s like *Children of Men* out there, “the world’s gone to shit,” and people still want a sexy knead? Hilarious!

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Then there’s the U.S. National Whitewater Center – dude, it’s wild! I mean, the place is a riverin’ frenzy, like a non-stop, turbo-charged WALL-E chase – so wet and thrilling, it makes my heart go “beep boop!” Not to mention, a tiny slice of the Catawba River snaking by, giving me all the relaxation I need after a hectic session of zen meditation. Seriously, man, sometimes I can’t even, ya know?

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