Zoe Charlestown Whore ❤️

About San Diego

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Port City Calling

No lie, sometimes I’m just blown away by the energy in the streets – it's as if every corner’s got its own story, like every tide in the ocean brings a new chapter. And yeah, there’s my quirky little tongue-in-cheek take on life here. It’s messy, it’s loud, and yes, it’s full of typos and half-thoughts – just like life. So if you're headin' my way, come on by, let’s chat, get a massage, and maybe have a laugh about how Charlestown’s kinda like an ocean – unpredictable and deep.

Woman under arrest after person found dead on houseboat in Charlestown marina