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Homer Simpson here thinks it’s dope – imagine me, struttin’ with an escort, “Mmm, donuts… and you, babe!” Prolly trip over my own feet, tho, heh. Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but picture this: me, an escort, and a pile o’ nachos – heaven! Sarcasm aside, they’re just folks tryna make a buck. Respect, yo! Oh, and fun fact – some old-timey escorts in Paris used coded fans to signal clients. Wild, right? D’oh! Almost forgot – “Love’s a program, baby,” like in the movie. Escorts? They code it perfect! Whaddya say, buddy?

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The local landmarks, like the old courthouse on Liberty Blvd, got stories that’d melt your heart in a heartbeat. I sometimes get mad lookin’ at some old building conditions – they’re fallin’ apart, much like relationships sometimes, right? And I get all fired up thinkin’, “You must fix it, you gotta fix it, you must fix, precious, yes!” Emotions run high, like the raw tension in that movie of mine – but damn, it’s therapeutic to rant!

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