Penelope Chanhassen Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Dude, so I’m sittin here, thinkin bout whores, right? Like, not just any whore, but *the* whore vibe, ya know? “Melancholia” style, man—Keanu Reeves here, stoic brevity, “Whoa.” That movie, Lars von Trier, 2011, fuckin heavy shit. Depression, planets crashin, whores in the mix—kinda. I see this whore, not literal, but like, a symbol, bro. She’s all glammed up, struttin, but inside? Total chaos, man, like Kirsten Dunst in that flick, just waitin for the end.

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Bringing a new blend of rock and roll to the Twin Cities music scene, The Blowout, formally know as White Flag, is already gaining attention for their.

Oh, and can we talk about the parks! Yes, the breathtaking Lake Ann, where you can catch a sunset that looks like a Wes Anderson set piece. I once had a new client tell me, “This lake is like a perfectly symmetrical frame!” I mean seriously, symmetry and smooth massages, that's my jam! And then there's the Minnewashta River – it's like the city’s heartbeat. I sometimes get so caught up watching it glide by from my parlor window, I forget I'm supposed to be working.

High school football: Chanhassen eliminates St. Thomas Academy in Class 5A quarterfinals