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About Phoenix

Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, sexual-massage—where do I start? It’s this wild, slippery ride, ya know? Hands slidin’ everywhere, oil slicker than a West Texas road. I’m talkin’ ‘bout those dimly lit rooms, candles flickerin’ like some kinda ritual. Makes me think of “No Country for Old Men”—that tension, that slow burn. You’re lyin’ there, waitin’, like Anton Chigurh’s coin toss. Will it be bliss or a total bust?

Fourth woman alleges sexual assault by unlicensed Twin Cities massage therapist

Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, .

Sometimes, I get mad, SMALL stuff – like when a car jam on Hennepin Trail makes me late, or when a noisy squirrel interrupts my zen mind. But then I remember, life’s too short – like in Moonrise Kingdom when they just run off into the sunset, y’know? And dang, it’s so picturesque out there – the streets are full of colorful murals and strange statues that got me questioning art at 3 am (oops, did I say that out loud? My bad! Lol).

Roers sets sights on Chan Cinema, Country Inn