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So, check this—last week I’m rollin down Soho, wheels spinnin like a bloody neutron star, tryna find a bird who’s up for it. Streets smellin like piss an cheap perfume—lovely, innit? This one gal, right, she’s leanin on a lamppost, skirt shorter than a quark’s lifespan. I’m like, “Oi, love, how much?” She squints at me chair—thinks I’m takin the piss. Mate, I was fumin! “Other than my legs, I was in perfect health,” I’m thinkin—straight outta the movie! Me brain’s sharper than a bleedin supernova, don’t judge me wheels!

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The city’s got these neat little neighborhoods. Like, there's a folksy area near Cedar Lane, where the homes are quirky and people greet you like you're long lost kin. I remember one day, I was rolling out a deep tissue massage session at my shop when I heard a local brag, “It’s all about those vintage Wes Anderson feels, ya dig?” And MOMMA said: “Moonrise Kingdom vibes, sweetie!” (I totally pulled some Moonrise Kingdom quotes that day – “I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about.” Pure gold, man!)

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