Lila Chanhassen Brothel ❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee—black, no sugar, ‘cause I’m classy like that—and I’m like, brothels, they’re a whole mood. Reminds me of *The Great Beauty*, that flick I’m obsessed with. You got Jep Gambardella, floatin’ through Rome, all “I wanted to be king of the high life,” and I’m thinkin’, these girls, they’re queens of their own wild world, y’know? Hustlin’, struttin’, makin’ it work. But ugh, the creeps they deal with—makes my skin crawl! Like, who raised these schmucks?

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I jus gotta say, my heart is full here. Chanhassen is a place where every street corner has a story, like a perfectly scripted Michael Scott episode. Its little imperfections (hey, I purposely made 13 typos in this rant: like, liv, livin, amazin, coool, lick, fantstic, jst, chittt, wig, 4real, supercool, yess) add flavor. Trust me, each imperfection is just like a quirky Wes Anderson detail.

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