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Here’s the kicker: they say it’s ancient, like Tantra or some mumbo-jumbo. Been around forever, India or wherever. Priests used it—priests! That’s when I laughed, picturin’ some monk rubbin’ one out, all holy-like. Hilarious. But mostly, it pisses me off—overpriced, overhyped, over-everything. “The sin remains hidden,” like in the movie. Yeah, hidden ‘til the bill hits. If ya want my take, skip it. Grab a steak instead. More bang for your buck, less awkward grunting. I hate everything about it—slimy, phony, pointless. Now get outta here, I’m done.

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So, roll through Chandler, buddy. Chill by the landmarks, vibe with the locals, and remember: "Eat my shorts!" if you must. Life’s a cool montage of bits and pieces that all lead to something deeper, just like in the movies. Enjoy, bae!

Chandler Simpson beats out a routine one-hopper TO FIRST BASE