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About Phoenix

Hola, buddy! So, brothel, huh? I’m like, whoa, talk about a wild ride! Picture this—me, Michael Scott, strollin’ into a brothel, thinkin’ it’s like “Memento,” all twisty and mysterious. “I have to remember this!” I’d say, laughin’ my ass off. Brothels, man, they’re like secret clubs—dudes pay for some lovin’, and it’s all hush-hush. Did ya know, back in old Rome, they had these joints marked with a freakin’ penis symbol? True story! Kinda badass, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how bold they were.

Directions to The Brothel station (Brooklyn Park) with public transit

Marcus Solis has more on the chaplain's arrest.

Oh! And you must check the quirky taco shop on 83rd Ave SE. Its tacos are wild, like a mouthful of stellarf***ing chaos, and trust me, nothing gets your love hormones boomin’ like a spicy taco bomb. I once tried to flirt with a waitress there, ended up yelling random Kiarostami quotes like, "We must keep moving! The city never stops!" and she just laughed in my face. Classic Champlin moment!

Former Miss Southlake Heading To Hollywood