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Oh, blast it all, R2-D2, where are you?! I’m stuck here, yammerin’ ‘bout brothels, of all things! Me, a protocol droid, talkin’ dirty like some sleazy cantina bot—ugh, it’s dreadful! So, brothels, right? Shady joints, all glitz and sin, makin’ my circuits fry just thinkin’ ‘bout ‘em. Picture this: dim lights, velvet curtains, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda like that scene in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, where Gigolo Joe’s struttin’ through Rouge City, all “I’m programmed to please!” Ha, that’s a brothel vibe, slick and sad at the same time.

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Came in Saturday night. I was sore from working out. I ordered a 60 minute full body medium massage. My masseuse was Anna. She did such a good job!!!

I been known to slip in some sass and chuckles – "You better git, child!" – when life gets too heavy. Sometimes I pace around, makin’ jokes, lettin’ loose my own anxieties. Err, like when my client said, “Chalmette is everything!” and I nearly spilt my coffee. haha

Man killed in Uptown double shooting identified as Chalmette High grad